Ex-governor Sarah Palin claims she and her family were being swamped with legal bills defending her good name against malingering forces wafting her way from the lower 48. Turns out she's lying -- AGAIN. Whatever Reaganesque form of furry math she used must have been rabid because it simply arrived at the same conclusion a lot of us arrived at in November : "Conservatives" these days simply lie their asses off, play the odds and hope to God nobody outside of HuffPo or Kos checks up on them. Sadly for Princess Sarah though her own peeps in Anchorage have pointed out that the lawyers she's had working on her various cases would have been paid anyway. The real kicker is Sarah's misgovernance, bullying tactics, showboating and prevaricating have drawn people and funds away from needed items like road repairs, cops and teachers. There's Joan Six Pack for ye, just puttin the wood to the idjits who voted her in. Not Inuits, idjits. And no less of a sage than Levi Johnston the boy who would be first son in law himself has opined with probaby as much accuracy as anyone what he thinks prompted her to pink slip herself. ( Nieman Marcus I'll bet) Johnston says while he was staying with the fam Princess Sarah spoke frequently about cashing in and sailing off into the horizon -- the one where you can't see Russia, I am guessing. In a crazy ass snowbilly paradigm like this one who's to say Levi's input isn't every bit as valid as Todd, Sarah or little Trap, Slack or whatever they named the last one out. If Sarah Palin wanted to create a world where a 19 year old kid with wood shavings in his hair from banging nails at work all day has as much credibility as the elected ruler of the American state with the largest land mass of the entire U.S. I have to say she's done Omar Bradley proud. It's a regular Joe 6 pack's paradise.
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what ironic justice it would be if princess sarah was taken down by the likes of levi johnston! she's the one who forced him into public life, and then she trashed him. talk about being hoisted upon one's own petard!
i hope levi is sitting on a whole pile of dirt about the palin family. someone needs to talk to that young man, as i don't think he's bright enough to realize that he might know a lot of stuff about princess that would make very interesting reading.
Imagine the kind of nonsense this kid overheard while she was parading around in a towel painting her tootsies in front of him ? What I really like though is the universal truth apparent to even a goofnut like Levi, namely that Sarah Palin ditched out on Alaska so it's pretty obvious she couldn't handle the pressures of Barack Obama's job.
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