Jauron. He likes Dick Jauron. Come on get your mind out of the gutter. Doesn't everyone like Dick Jauron ? He's the easy grading professor -- you want to create a major around his classes. After the Giants walked off with the Lombardi trophy last year I didn't hear any chorus of I like Tom Coughlin from the players. Old Tom is a notorious SOB and has been hated practically everywhere he's worn a whistle. But his teams seem to win, a lot like another SOB who has kicked the Bills ass in 10 out of 10 of the last meetings. Well Bills sufferers I can only re-direct you to my pre-season rant : This one and this one, I didn't realize I had two of them. I am still wondering if Marshawn Lynch and James Hardy have their bags packed for parts unknown say Miami or the ATL both of which have night life action that is probably more to the liking of gun toting, accident scene leaving gangsters who underperform on the field. Mohrman remains THE MAN for my money, that is if I spent one dime of it on Bills gear or tickets or bet on them which I don't. And when some of the team showed up at the elementary school where I teach and the kicker actually flexed his bicep on stage for the mesmerized second graders I had to take him off the list too. Best part is I can't even think of the guys name. What does that tell you about your home town team ? And now that the nonagenarian owner who took the time to write to the B-lo News and complain that Jerry Sullivan called him "doddering" has thrown in for another couple years of Jauronocrity what can I say but Gooooooo Gators ! January 8th will be my football event of the year.
Oh and p.s. Ralph, you passed doddering and proceeded straight to dithering at that press conference last year that was heard round the world. I think Jim Rome got about 48 segments out of it.
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You gotta scratch your head- Shanahan is out and Jauron is still in... WTF
The team plays like Dick Jauron - "Wasn't that some weather out there" What? Show some anger, some fire, some piss-n-vinegar!
As long as we have Dick, we'll never be winners.
Annie, anony, Are we on the same page or what ? the guy is Marv Levy with a .400 winning record. What's really bizarre though is that season tickets will probably sell as they have been and you'll never realize that they're a mediocre team coached by lower mediocre coaches. I'm thinking the game day ritual in the parking lot is bigger than what happens between the goalposts. Maybe that's the way it oughtta be who knows... Mangino in NY a Bellichik disciple is out too, thought he was the answer to everything ?
"Miami or the ATL both of which have night life action "
I thought you guys had a happening scene down on Chippewa Street.
Yeah it's where Lynch ran over a Canadian lady while drinking and driving his Porsche Cayenne then bolted and hid in his suburban home for 3 days !!! He'd have better luck in South Beach. p.s. how in hell did you know about Chippewa ?
The only reason I know about it is that we were hooked for a while on a reality show about Buffalo matchmaker. She was constantly dragging the Peter Pan types away the lures of Chippewa St.
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